- hey there beauty!
- are you calling me?
- yeap, what are doing right now?
- listening mika’s love today.
- why today? don’t you have anybody to love?
- i have, it’s the name of his song you idiot.
- is diot a verb? i diot?
- yes, diot means di ot. And it means two ot.
- one is me, and the other one is you, right?
- kamil, gimme some cigar.
- damn no! over my body emincan!
- i think i love your body.
- be my man.
- absolutely.

- i got bored today emincan.
- so kamil?
- nothing, just let you know.
- thank you dear.
- your welcome.

- do you know how to swear in english dude?
- do you have passion to teach me or what? why this curious?
- you know emican, i’m a f*cking curious person.
- you don’t have to use f*ck to show your understanding of swearing.
- damn, you got it. i think i have a talent on swearing.
- kamil, go there and train in the front of the mirror then.
- emincan, you bastard, you broke my heart.
- where was it? in your ass?
- wherever you like.
- nowhere is possible.
- impossible is nothing.
- sometimes.

- i want to scream emincan.
- why kamil?
- because i’ve just watched a german porn.
- call it deutsch, it’s more hardcore.
- ok, deutsch porn then.
- you feel me baby.
- don’t make me!
- oops. i did it again!

- sometimes i feel like a moron emincan.
- it’s in your nature kamil.
- but you live also in my nature.
- yes but not naturally.
- hmm…

- why haven’t you slept yet?
- i’m not sure exactly.
- who is sure then?
- pikachu?
- maybe or maybe not. let me ask him.
- say hi.
- maybe or maybe not.
- very funny.
- a little.

- i heard that you have some trouble at passing physics emincan.
- it’s not because of me kamil.
- whose mistake then?
- ali güzel.
- how is he güzel?
- serpen.
- serpen serengil?
- no, she’s better than him at teaching physics, you can be sure.
- it was seren i guess.
- does it matter?
- i don’t think so.
- neither do i.

- emincan, are you bisexual?
- what?! kamil!
- i don’t know… you keep staring at my ass for two hours.
- i, i just use my imagination.
- for what?
- for giving your girlfriend some advices.
- you confused me.
- we should stop talking i think.
- me too.
- let’s kiss.
- it’s better idea.
- no fight, have sex.
- who said that?
- somebody, something like that. it might be quite right.
- be quite then, come here.
- you naught boy.
- indeed i am…